The Varying Species of Lobster

When the Rock Band 3 setlist was 'leaked', I made a new post on my itinerary. I was to listen to the whole 80 something songs,and I did. One of these songs is called 'Rock Lobster'. I don't know what allure this song has, but the People on the Internet seem to really love 'Rock Lobster'. I don't. Maybe the song is so ear-breaking that it is good? I think that is what happened with the E.N.D. album. I wouldn't know. I have taste. The song 'Rock Lobster' has a chorus that more-or-less consists of the name of the titular species being repeated a dozen times by a duo of ladies. The song hearkens back to a time when the popular rhythms were molded by the Beach Boys and other beachy bands, but those musical troupes had important things like capability, something 'Rock Lobster' doesn't have. What I have just used is a little something called hyperbole. Look it up, youngsters. Use the internet. Also, I probably should have said the name of the band that performs 'Rock Lobster', but I didn't and am too lazy to go back and add it in. I hope that my readers are competent enough to figure it out. I would hope they are, at least.

I also had lobster tonight. Lobster, as you probably know, is a very delicious crustacean. It is also one of the only foods that requires skill to eat. I can imagine some person deriving pleasure from cracking apart the meat's chitinous tomb, but I don't.  I also don't know if I should have put an apostrophe in 'meat's'. Anyhow, I think that the shell is a nuisance, and should be genetically engineered away. Logistically, that most likely wouldn't work, but I think that we humans have progressed far enough technology-wise that we can invent some apparatus that is better at cracking shells then the metal bludgeons we use today. I'll leave that to my readers, I'm going to go order some things now, things that you will read about later when they come in. Have fun, I'll write you tomorrow.